A man's been drinking in the bar alone for three hours straight, and the bartender is getting worried about him. He's downing whiskey sour after whiskey sour.

Finally, after the man orders his twelfth whiskey sour, the bartender shakes his head and says, "Sir, I think you've had enough."

The drunk looks at the bartender closely and says, "Wha - what's that you say?"

The bartender swallows. "I said, I think you've had enough sir."

The drunk points a finger, "Lis - listen Jack, I been drrrinking for thirty-six years and I have no idea when I've had enough - so h-how the h-hell should you?"

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