Going
Home Early
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the
same office with the same female boss. Every day, they
noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls
decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right
behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so
how was she to know?
The brunette was thrilled
to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to
bed early.
The redhead was elated to
be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before
meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy,
happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom
she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly,
she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in bed with HER BOSS!!!
Ever so gently, she
closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, during
their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned
leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was
with them.
"NO WAY," she
exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
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