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Medical Terms
Benign......................... What you be, after you
be eight.
Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................... What doctors do when
patients die.
Cesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with
her.
Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
D&C............................ Where Washington is.
Dilate......................... To live long.
Fester..................... Quicker than someone else.
Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat
on.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well
known.
Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................... I knew it.
Outpatient..................... A person who has
fainted.
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the
airport.
Tumor.......................... One plus one more.
Varicose....................... Near by/close by
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