New
Boots
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens and Sam always wanted
an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing some
on sale one day, he bought a pair and wore them home,
asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything
different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore
yesterday and the same pants."
Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and
comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots.
Again he says, "Bessie,do you notice anything
different?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; It
was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down
tomorrow."
Angrily Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging
down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!!!!"
Bessie replies, "You
shoulda bought a new hat."
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