A Nice Young Couple There was a nice couple who had been dating for quite a while and finally the young man decides to ask her to marry him. So, after a wonderful evening together, he gets down on one knee and proposes. Of course, she says yes. "But", the young lady says, "there's something I need to tell you - I'm flat as a young boy on top." "That's ok, honey," the man says, "that doesn't matter to me. But, as long as we're being honest, I have to tell you that I'm just like a baby under the belt." "That's ok, honey," the young lady says, "that doesn't bother me. I don't need much." The wedding night comes and they are in their hotel room together for the first time. The young bride comes out of the bathroom, and her groom sees that she is, indeed, very flat chested. He smiles reassuringly at her, and decides that it's ok to drop his pants. His young bride immediately falls to the floor, unconscious. He rushes to her side, and fans her face. When she comes to, she says "I thought you said you were just like a baby under the belt?" "I am," he replied, "8 pounds, 12 ounces, 21 inches...." BACK TO JOKES