PICKING
UP THE BILL
Al Gore was brainstorming his campaign strategy with
Bill Clinton at a Georgetown restaurant when the
waitress came to take their order. Gore ordered a salad
and water, and Bill Clinton studied the menu for a
second. Then he looked up, smiled, and said, "I'll
have a quickie."
The waitress was
offended. "Mr. President," she said,
"Considering all that your wife went through last
year with Monica Lewinsky, I think that that's in
particularly poor taste." She stomped away to cry.
Al Gore leaned over to
Clinton, looked at his menu, and whispered, "Uh,
Bill, I think that's pronounced 'quiche.'"
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