Well, shit...
Shit may just be the  most powerful word in the English language.
You  can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you  can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,  buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find  shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat  shit and die.

Some people know their shit while  others can't tell the difference between shit and  shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and  sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are  just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like  shit, things can look like shit, and there  are times when you feel like shit.

You can have  too much shit, not enough shit, the right  shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird  shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a  paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to  shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out  smelling like a rose.

When  you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know  your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along if you give a  shit.

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