Things
That Make You Go Hmmmmmm
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become
kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf,
what color does it turn?
If you take an Oriental
person and spin him around several times, does he become
disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM
radio after noon?
What do chickens think we
taste like?
What do people in China
call their good plates?
What do you call a male
ladybug?
What hair color do they
put on the driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and
improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented
the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it
to?
Which is the other side
of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat
those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the
needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to
the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call
mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Why is it called tourist
season if we can't shoot at them?
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