A forty-ish woman was naked and jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

He watches her for a while and says "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you are doing?"

She says, "I just had my check-up and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old." She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says "Yeah, right, and what did he say about your 41-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

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